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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)