Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?

By her suntan!

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Trigonometry Jokes More Trigonometry Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.