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Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Cos Jokes More Cos Jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise