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Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Olympic Sport Jokes More Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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