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Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Cos Sin Tan Jokes More Cos Sin Tan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Olympic Sport Jokes More Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross