Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.