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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.