Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.