Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO

What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.