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Olympic Sport Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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What is the bees favourite film?

The Sting!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.