Because the best you can get is bronze.
Bordercross
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
So chi
Qu Qu Qu
Their "Senor"ity!
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Internettles.
The Sting!
Because there's a clock on the stove.
They have the knights watch.
She has it bronzed.