Because the best you can get is bronze.
Bordercross
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
The Sting!
Internettles.
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
A 69 with 3 people watching.
Oil of Ole'
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
LeBronze James
Because there's always a cheetah
Toucan play at that game
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.