Sting Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Who is the bees favourite singer?

Sting!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What is the bees favourite film?

The Sting!