What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What is the bees favourite film?

The Sting!

Who is the bees favourite singer?

Sting!