What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.