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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

Who is the bees favourite singer?

Sting!