April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Previous Random Joke Next
Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Albert Einstein Jokes More Albert Einstein Jokes

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!