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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!