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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.