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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative