Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.