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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear