What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.