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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman