What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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Who Went to The North Pole?

He isn't doing so hot.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.