What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.