How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.