How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!