How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.