How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!