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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre