How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre