How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.