How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre