How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything