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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!