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What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.