What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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Who's there! Castro! Castro who?

Castro bread upon the waters!

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.