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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.