Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
The new softcap limits
Zero. They don't exist.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
My Zipper.
Because they Pac-12 of everything
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Always tip your server.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Ireland: More bars in more places
This place rocks!
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
The earth revolves around me.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
