How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

See Jokes More See Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.