How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough: