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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

See Jokes More See Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!