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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

See Jokes More See Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!