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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.