How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.