How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light