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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light