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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.