How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.