How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!