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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.