Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.