Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.