Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()