Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.