Because he played with fire before it was cool.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
One thousand instagrams
I was a food truck before it was cool.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.
From a well, actually.
They all have white vans
Because they wore them before it was cool.
They could never do it before it was cool
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Everything is cool there already.
Conjoined twins.
Because everyone does that already.
A napster
The lumberjack has a job.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
It's too mainstream.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
To get home.
Not in the mainstream
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
He hibernated in the summer.
Because it was the first Indie film.
They want to finish before it's cool.
The beans are always under-ground.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
They're two Maine streams.
About 74,000 Insta-grams.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
They were too far out.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
In Instagrams.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
He invested before it was cool.
Nah-imma-stay
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
None of them are original.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
You remind me of someone
Because it was water before it was cool.
She could never say no to apple.
They want to have it before it's cool.
One Insta-gramm
He did it before it was cool
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Too mainstream
Because he's Indie!
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Little seizures.
"Would you like fries with that "
His mouth is moving.
He foamed at the mouth.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
A shotgun
The roof is on fire.
Burning Sanders!
None of your business!
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
Selfless
