Because he played with fire before it was cool.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
One thousand instagrams
I was a food truck before it was cool.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
They stayed away from the mainstream.
So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.
From a well, actually.
They all have white vans
It's too mainstream
Because they wore them before it was cool.
They could never do it before it was cool
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Everything is cool there already.
Conjoined twins.
Because everyone does that already.
A napster
The lumberjack has a job.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
It's too mainstream.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
So he could say he wore it before it was cool.
To get home.
Not in the mainstream
Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
He's been underground for five years now.
To get a Pabst smear.
He hibernated in the summer.
Steve Jobs went underground.
Because it was the first Indie film.
They want to finish before it's cool.
The beans are always under-ground.
You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
They're two Maine streams.
About 74,000 Insta-grams.
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
They were too far out.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
In Instagrams.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Fire.
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
He invested before it was cool.
Nah-imma-stay
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
None of them are original.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
You remind me of someone
Because it was water before it was cool.
She could never say no to apple.
They want to have it before it's cool.
One Insta-gramm
He did it before it was cool
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
A Fixie.
Too mainstream
Because he's Indie!
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
He sipped his drink before it was cool
When the big hand touches the little hand
Don't touch this.
Pillow fight!
Go big or go home
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Neither, they both burn shorter.
A cello burns longer.
