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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9