Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!