He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!
They can stick to the subject!
He said it was too tight.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
He drank coffee before it was cool.
To get home.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!