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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.