What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush