What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8