What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.