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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush