What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize