What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!