What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!