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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.