What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.