Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because I've "reddit" before
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It has a lot of mussels.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Cirque d'Olay
A safe robbery.
One with a hoppy ending.
The Andouille Decimal System
That's not my stile.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
A bull.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
A rural pool.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.