What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)