What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)