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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)