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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.