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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.