How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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They are missing 2 towers

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2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Single Handedly

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A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.