How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.