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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.