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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!