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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam