How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!