They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
Because
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
That sinking feeling...
