Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.