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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.