April Sale - 20% Off

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Previous Random Joke Next
Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!