What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahaha

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!