What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam