What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Cause he just got it!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.