Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Hodor! Hodor!
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Change?
Drop him a line.
Well an erection of course.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because Jesus saves.
Because he was a slice of bread