Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
There's change in a lightbulb
Depends what you want it to change into...
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He was sinusoidal.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
A pharmacist, you racist.
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......
It kept crashing on the beach.
Nothing.