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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.