How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.