Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
One.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
He kept dropping the beets.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Because their drivers keep crashing.
Nothing.
