Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
She was trying to get ahead!
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
A Wind-up Merchant.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
