How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.