Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
Relatively few
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
By his coffin!
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
How many did it take last year
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
A howler monkey.
Ramen.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
She wanted to be a nurse.
The "head" nurse.