How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.