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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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Some people are against shooting guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.