How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.