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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.