Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
None, that is a hardware problem.
Two, but how do they get in there
Parole.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."