What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.