What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.