What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!