What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!