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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.