What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.