What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!