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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.