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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.