What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.