What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon