What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.