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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.