What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.