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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.