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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.