What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.