What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Park your car, man.

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.