How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Disk Drive Jokes More Disk Drive Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.