Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation