Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.