Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.