What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!