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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

Psych Ward Jokes More Psych Ward Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

Loonie Jokes More Loonie Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.