What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!