What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Just reddit.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.