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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Letter P Jokes More Letter P Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY