What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.