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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.