Page Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What did the mod say to the other?

Deleted

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.