Page Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!