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Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes
Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!