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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!