Second Page Jokes

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes
Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.