Second Page Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Google Search Result Jokes More Google Search Result Jokes

Where is the best place to hide something?

On the second page of Google search results.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google