Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Alan Ture Jokes More Alan Ture Jokes

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.