Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy