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Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Love

Love

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.