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Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Alan Ture Jokes More Alan Ture Jokes

What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it