Funeral Director Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!