Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What is the speciality of Alan Turing?

He was homogeneous

What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet