Funeral Director Jokes

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet