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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".