They're always trying to 1-Up you.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Remove only the top 1% please.
The end of DayZ
He hates camping
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
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