What's the worst part about working wit...

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?