Your spinning me a yarn here!
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Danke
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Stall
Watch the Parking son.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
Yarn.