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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.