What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."