What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.