What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.