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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Explaining his wife.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Yarn.