What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."