How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.