How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.