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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A...

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.