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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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Toad.

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!