Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

Shredded Tweet!

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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The chemist may frown.

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A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Beef Strokenoff

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.