Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

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Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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88 jokes per hour.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.