A. Telling you his real name.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because it's not going anywhere.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen
A half hour of begging.
Beer in each hand!
