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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.