What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.