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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.