Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.