March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Previous Random Joke Next

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.