Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.