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Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.