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Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What Is An Doge?

Much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

It was being irrational.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.